Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.